Gear


We don’t run a merch store, but we do partner with people who make cool stuff. The shirts and stickers below were designed in collaboration with our friends at Cat Cat Creations—a side project started by an 11-year-old girl with strong opinions and a decent eye for layout.

All designs are available through TeePublic. We make about two bucks on a t-shirt and a quarter on a sticker—just enough to keep the lights on or pay for the next cup of coffee. No pressure. No hype. If you like what we do and want to wear it, awesome. If not, just keep reading and raising hell.

👉 Browse the full Chaos Section collection here on TeePublic.

T-shirts are normally $23, and stickers are $3.25—but TeePublic runs solid sales all the time. Shirts often drop to $16 during weekends and holidays, so check back if you’re hunting for a deal.


Clicking any image below will take you to that design’s t-shirt page on TeePublic. Most designs are also available as stickers, hoodies, mugs, and more—you just have to scroll down a bit on the item page to see all the options.